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"The fake news media β very dishonest people, the most dishonest, believe me β they say our nuclear arsenal is, how do they say, not the greatest. But I tell you, and Putin tells you, we have the most beautiful warheads. Tremendous warheads. The kind of warheads that make generals cry, good tears, strong tears."
β TrumPutin, Press Conference, Moscow/Mar-a-Lago
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β οΈ Satire. For entertainment purposes only. No actual world domination intended. Probably.