πŸ”΄ BREAKING: TRUMPUTIN SPEAKS  β­  THE BIGGEST WORDS, NOBODY KNOWS MORE WORDS  β­  VERY STRONG, VERY BEAUTIFUL SANCTIONS  β­  DEAL ART MASTERY LEVEL: MAXIMUM  β­  FAKE NEWS IS ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE AND OF MOTHERLAND  β­  TREMENDOUS OLIGARCHY, THE BEST OLIGARCHY  β­  WE WILL WIN SO MUCH YOU WILL BE TIRED OF WINNING COMRADE  β­ 
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The Unstoppable Fusion of Two Tremendous Leadersβ„’
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"The fake news media β€” very dishonest people, the most dishonest, believe me β€” they say our nuclear arsenal is, how do they say, not the greatest. But I tell you, and Putin tells you, we have the most beautiful warheads. Tremendous warheads. The kind of warheads that make generals cry, good tears, strong tears."
β€” TrumPutin, Press Conference, Moscow/Mar-a-Lago
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POWERED BY TREMENDOUS AIβ„’ & KGB-APPROVED ALGORITHMS
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99.9%
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⚠️ Satire. For entertainment purposes only. No actual world domination intended. Probably.